1. He hit on Max and started degrading the Fang and Max ship
2. He's 2 years old and hitting on Max... definitely programmed
3. Keeps saying that he would love Max no matter what, but 2 years of living isn't going to make him develop that kind of feeling so early
4. I just imagine him as a blockade against the ending relationship
5. Dylan doesn't know when futility happens a.k.a. resulting relationship with Max
6. He's too noble. It's strange. He's always playing by the book. #Programmedtobeperfect